Yet Another Way to get it free.

This alternative works just as good and is very easy to pull off. It has a couple of drawbacks. It's biggest drawback is that you can't have your meal delivered. Its great advantage it has over the last post is that you can do this at virtually any pizza parlor, it does not have to be a major pizza franchise. It's great for when you are out and about.

What you'll have to do:

You'll want to walk into a pizza parlor with some strangers that are also going in, AS IF, you are with them. Just trail behind them and listen carefully. What you want to be doing here is hearing for two things. The name on the order and also what the order was. Once you hear an order you want leave and wait. After about 5 minutes you are gonna call, by phone, the pizza place. You will inform them that the pizza that you just picked up was not good, wrong toppings, cold, too greasy, whatever you feel comfortable saying.

This works great because companies just want to keep there customer coming back. Comps are nothing in big business. It costs about $1.50 for a major pizza place to manfacture a large specialty pizza. These are then sold for around twenty dollars. Them comping a pizza doesn't break there bank account.

Anyway, these will now go down this way. The manager, whom you should already be speaking to on this issue, I stay away from the CSR because they can not make an executive decision, such as issuing a comp. Always ask what they can do for you, to fix this situatiuon. Hear the manager out, if their offer is not to your liking then say so. In the end, you'll more than likely be asked to come and pick up another pizza. Tell them yes and that you will throw the other one away as it is inedible.

There are many ways to pull off schemes. Many ways to lie, cheat, and steal. The Cheapness never hurts an individual. Like the way a person can hurt people. When I say "person" I mean legal persons, corporate persons, they hurt people. Big business harms it's three E's. Employees, Environment, and the Economy. The Cheapness fights them back by using there tactics against them. Find loopholes, exploit them. Don't harm people, go after the person.
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